Choose Your Own Orc-Venture!

Finley Fenn

Uh-oh. You’re spending a quiet morning alone in your apartment, and then something opens your window, and leaps inside!
It’s an orc!
He’s huge, hideous, and terrifying, dressed in leather and furs, and holding a massive curved sword in his clawed hand. And he leers as he smiles at you, showing you all his sharp white teeth…
“You are mine,” he announces, in a deep, rumbling voice. “And you will come.”
What do you do?
Jump out the open window, and run away as fast as you can.
Pick up the nearest pointy object — a broomstick — and jab it fiercely toward him.
Look around at your small, grimy apartment, and heave a tired sigh. “Fine,” you say. “But only if you feed me.”