The story of one alcoholic

Anonymous

Hello, comrade! We are sitting here today on this table to celebrate one more happy day together. Here is my friend Igor, and now I am gonna tell you a story that happened to me a while ago. Actually Igor doesn't believe in that one, he says that I was too drunk not to make it up in my mind..But I believe in it...
Who the fuck is that crazy man, I will better leave
Ok, I am all yours